...I'm not human at all...

Haha. My dreams are always so crazy. Last night I had a dream I was setting up a party at this big house and all these people I haven’t seen in yearsss were there. Then, in this dream there were these three girls I like and they all showed up to my party. Then shenanigans ensued because I had to either stick with one or juggle them all or something. Your Boy Wywy was telling me I could manage all three. I told him I’d be better off choosing one to date and what have you. Then he used some Tyty ass logic and convinced me otherwise. What does that say about me when I can dream up Tyty logic and convince myself it’s right? Hahahaha. Anyways, it was a crazy stupid dream.

Wowwww. Crazy dream. Clone. Peacoat and scarf in the mail. Big house. Relevant people. Blehhhh.

Fell asleep for 20 minutes, had the same dream from last night. Weirrrddddd.

So I had a pretty crazy dream…

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Hahahahaha guys… You don’t even know. The most hilarious thing ever.

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My dreams like to fuck with me. It’s pretty hilarious.

Time to start my day now. WOOT!

Okay, so as much as I remember about my dream…

It was like Super Smash Bros. except there were a lot of different characters.

I remember fight King Dedede, Kirby, Link and Mario. But then there were a bunch of cartoon characters and stuff that aren’t from Super Smash Bros.

I remember fighting a chibi Sephiroth, and then a chibi mech sephiroth (whatever the fuck that was…), there was Dik-Dik Van-Dik, a couple of weird floating head things that kind of reminded me of the Pokemon Escavalier and Accelgor haha.

There were a bunch of other characters and I remember using items from Super Smash Bros. to kick all these dude’s asses. Most notably the energy sword. I actually remember stabbing Kirby through the face with that. hahahaha. Sword fighting Link felt super real and was awesome. Sephiroth and now that I think of it, it was Meta Knight but fused with aspects of Sephiroth, mainly his huge as sword. But I had to fight both of them and that was really hard. But at least I got to stab Sephiroth in the face! That punk as bitch.

Also, you know how in anime when someone is triumphant for something and the screen goes blue and has little white lights and stuff and it’s spinning around really fast throughout the whole background? Like, it’s just so the artists don’t have to draw like the background spinning because obviously that would be hard.. Well anyways, that was how the background of this dream was the whole time. And I’m sure none of you understand what I mean.

My favourite part of this dream was that there was this goofy ass song playing the whole time. Which is funny that my brain created a song. Sadly I only remember the one lyric, “FEAR OF THE BEARDED WARRIOR! FEAR OF THE BEARDED WARRIOR!”

Bahahahaha, I don’t even know. This has been one of my most entertaining dreams in a long time.

Then I fell back asleep and had a bad dream. Lol. Dirty minded mind!

Anyways, I’mma go make a bagel and shower. Hopefully I’m not stuck doing absolutely nothing today!

Waking up early because…

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Holy shit!

I had a dream that I woke up to my alarm after having another dream. I just remember these brown pants. Then I woke up to an alarm, then like 5 minutes later I hop out of bed because I thought my alarm went off like 30 minutes ago and I’ve been slacking… This makes no sense probably. I’m half asleep. Not wearing glasses. Gonna sleep again. kbye.

The dreams I have on a daily basis…

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Okay so I woke up this morning and felt sick to my stomach and went back to bed. I had this wild ass dream…

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Dreams man… Dreams.

I can’t get over the weird ass dreams I had last night. Specifically two of them. The third one was relatively plain, just annoying.

I’m starting to see how thoughts I have before I sleep or even things I read really quickly have an effect on things in my dreams. I think that is pretty wild. I used to keep a dream journal and I was pretty into the whole idea of lucid dreaming, but I got out of it for the passed couple years. I think I might try and start working on it again.

Every once in a while I still get the sensation that I’m awake in a dream and then I stand there like a dumb ass because I’m like, “Shit, I’m dreaming right now, what do I do now?”… Then I usually wake up. Haha. Sadly. There were a few instances where I was able to walk a little bit and do one or two things before I woke up.

It’s certainly an interesting concept that I have a strong belief in. Lucid dreaming, that is.

Anyways. I just got out of the shower. I’m gonna heat up some soup from last night that my pops made and work on my room a bit. Feel free to talk to me!

Two things…

One… what a dream…

Two… Craigslist spam that asks if they are selling the item I have an ad for. hahaha.

Example: I have my Orange on Craigslist.. Get an email in the spam folder that says, “I’m looking to sell my like new Orange TH30?…”

Bahahahahahahaa goddamn it.

First thought after I wake up this morning… I don’t race rally cars… But all cars should have a sequential gear box. Haha