Hey Momma, I'm such a selfish bastard...
favorite band: i think we'll play six shows in california and not come to your state

Also, horoscopes are the Devil trying to trick us… 

BEST CHEAPO PIZZA EVER!!

MY STOMACH IS PLEASED!

BUFFFEEETTTT!!!

BUFFFEEETTTT!!!

I AM NONE OF THESE THINGS!

:”””(((((

I AM NONE OF THESE THINGS!

:”””(((((

This Town Needs Guns - Crocodile
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This Town Needs Guns - Crocodile

I promise I will not see out this night
without comforting and holding you.
Your eyes alight, they’ve never shined so bright
for just one second, I’m lost in you.

I like when Sista Girl posts good music.

I’m a wizard! (Taken with instagram)

I’m a wizard! (Taken with instagram)

Professor Slattteeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mmmm.

jerryjimenez:

Last night’s art project. A quick watercolor/marker piece. @coheed #Keywork #CoheedAndCambria #AmoryWars #ChildrenOfTheFence (Taken with instagram)

Pretty cool Keywork piece.

jerryjimenez:

Last night’s art project. A quick watercolor/marker piece. @coheed #Keywork #CoheedAndCambria #AmoryWars #ChildrenOfTheFence (Taken with instagram)

Pretty cool Keywork piece.

I can’t stop laughing at this.